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var d=new Date();
var weekday=new Array(7);
weekday[0]="Sunday";
weekday[1]="Monday";
weekday[2]="Tuesday";
weekday[3]="Wednesday";
weekday[4]="Thursday";
weekday[5]="Friday";
weekday[6]="Saturday";

var today = weekday[d.getDay()];

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// ***************** Steven Wright

"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.<br> - Steven Wright",

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br> - Steven Wright",

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.<br> - Steven Wright",

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?<br> - Steven Wright",

"How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?<br> - Steven Wright",

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.<br> - Steven Wright",

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.<br> - Steven Wright",

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.<br> - Steven Wright",

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.<br> - Steven Wright",

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.<br> - Steven Wright",

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.<br> - Steven Wright",

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.<br> - Steven Wright",

"Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.<br> - Steven Wright",

"I intend to live forever - so far, so good.<br> - Steven Wright",

"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.<br> - Steven Wright",


// ***************** Dove Promises Messages

"Be Fearless.<br>Promises&reg; Message",

"Dare to love completely.<br>Promises&reg; Message",

"Flirting is mandatory.<br>Promises&reg; Message",

"Learn something from everyone you meet.<br>Promises&reg; Message",

"Make your eyes twinkle<br>Promises&reg; Message",

"Send a love letter this week.<br>Promises&reg; Message",

"Sing along with elevator music.<br>Promises&reg; Message",

"Temptation is fun ... giving in is even better.<br>Promises&reg; Message",

"When two hearts race, both win.<br>Promises&reg; Message",

"Wink at someone today.<br>Promises&reg; Message",


// ***************** The Universe

"Question: What would it take, what would have to happen in your life these days, for you to allow yourself to really kick back, relax and just enjoy?<br><br>Answer: Whatever it is, whatever, you will achieve it, earn it, acquire it, or experience it so much faster, if you first, kick back, relax and just enjoy.<br><br>Simple enough?<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"The things and events <br>of time and space... the stuff that’s surrounding you now, your memory of recent events, all simply reveal where you’ve been, not where you’re headed.<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"It's not real! Don't go there!<br>The things and events of time and space are like \"play-doh\"; fictional, make believe.<br><br>What matters are what you feel in your heart and the dreams that flit through your head. This is the ultimate test, to discover what's real in a<br>sea of illusions.<br><br>You can do it, or you wouldn't be here. Don't look to the world for clues, not even to your family, friends, or career. Look within. You decide what's right. You decide what's possible. You write the script and lay down the laws. You are the door, the path, and the light.<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"This is the Universe,<br>and it's "+today+"!<br><br>As part of this week's "+today+" celebrations, I'm going to share a little secret with you. Actually, I should have shared it with you a few thousand "+today+"s ago, but most \"people\" aren't ready for this kind of secret. I've decided you're different.<br><br>It's the secret to getting anything, absolutely anything you want. OK? To magnetizing into your life, the things, emotions, and circumstances you dream of. All right? It explains how masters become masters, and adepts become adepts."+
" And it'll finally convince you that I am always there with you to lend a hand, or perform a miracle. Cool?<br><br>Practice.<br><br>Yeah, practice. Because, just a little practice, goes farther than you could ever imagine.<br><br>PS- Now, fight the temptation to nod and shrug it off. Do something! Visualize just a little. Act with faith just a little. Explore your beliefs just a little. Manifest a little something; a phone call, a compliment, a flower, whatever. Expect a little miracle. Expect a little help. Expect it to be easy.<br><br>Practice.<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"Do you have any idea...<br>of how powerful you REALLY are?<br><br>Do you have any idea<br>of how far your thoughts reach?<br><br>Do you have any idea<br>of how many lives you've already touched?<br><br>Do you have any idea<br>of how much you've already accomplished?<br><br>Do you?<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"Ever wonder<br>how many angels you have?<br><br>All of them.<br><br>They insisted.<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"Can you keep a secret?<br><br>You know the space between you and all things, the void. Like right now, the space between<br>you and these words.<br><br>That’s where I hide... and watch.<br><br>Looking to see what your expectations are; of yourself, others, abundance, health, and happiness.<br><br>And from this space... as I catch your thoughts, hear your words, and see all you do, no matter where we are... I manifest the next moment<br>in time.<br><br>Tallyho,<br><br>PS - If you reach out now, into this space, you can feel me. I'm here. It's true. You’re never alone.<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"What if you did have the power, the reach and the glory? What if you were given dominion over all things? And what if eternity lay before you, brimming with love, friends<br>and laughter?<br><br>Yet still, one day, in all your radiance, bubbling over with giddy excitement, you tripped, fell, and got hurt. Really, badly hurt.<br><br>Would you hate yourself? Would you give up on your dreams? Would you forget about your power, your reach, and the glory?<br><br>Oh, come now...<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"Pssst... It's me again... <br>the Universe. <br><br>You deserve more, you know, much more. <br>And I just happen to have \"some\". Imagine. <br><br>Try this. STOP trying to predict, and therefore limit, where it's going to come from. Just know it's going to come, and let me figure out the rest. <br><br>Cool? <br><br>By the way, you rock. <br><br>Shhhhh...<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"Very often, when tides start turning, great gears begin shifting, and gusting winds start blowing at the onset of a really wonderful dream's alignment with your present life, there is commotion, unpredictability, even turmoil.<br><br>So, hey, let's always assume that's the case whenever you experience commotion, unpredictability, even turmoil. K?<br><br>Whhh-hhh-hh-h-h-h-ish-<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"Interesting, huh, how by changing your thoughts you automatically begin seeing changes in the physical world around you in terms of relationships, career, and money, honey, yet by first tweaking the physical elements of your life, so little actually changes.<br><br>Yeah... my idea.<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"Life in time and space hasn't always been so easy.<br><br>No, everything was way different when people used to say things like, \"I have no idea.\" \"I don't have time.\" \"Must be nice.\" \"It's not so simple.\" \"It costs what?!\" <br><br>Talk about the wild, wild west... <br><br>Hi-Ho, Silver!<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"If you say you know when you know, you will know.<br><br>If you say you don't know when you know, you will forget. <br><br>And if you say you know when you don't know, it will come to you. <br><br>Yeah, that last one was my point.<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"Do you know what happens to wildlife when left alone from intellectual minds? It thrives, because thriving is its default setting. Just look at a forest.<br><br>And do you know what happens to wildlife when given just a little direction by intellectual minds? It still thrives, because thriving is its default setting. Just look at a rose garden.<br><br>And do you know what happens to wildlife when there is too much thinking? Yeah, what wildlife?<br><br>Same for human beings.<br><br>Wild thing -<br><br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe",

"The number one reason most people don't start what they want to start, is because they think their simple, little efforts won't even dent the mountain they wish to move.<br><br>But little do they know, that's exactly how the mountain was formed. <br><br>I was there -<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Universe"
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//myquotes[myquotes.length] = "This is the Universe,<br>and it's "+today+"!<br><br>As part of this week's "+today+" celebrations, I'm going to share a little secret with you. Actually, I should have shared it with you a few thousand "+today+"s ago, but most \"people\" aren't ready for this kind of secret. I've decided you're different.<br><br>It's the secret to getting anything, absolutely anything you want. OK? To magnetizing into your life, the things, emotions, and circumstances you dream of. All right? It explains how masters become masters, and adepts become adepts."+
//" And it'll finally convince you that I am always there with you to lend a hand, or perform a miracle. Cool?<br><br>Practice.<br><br>Yeah, practice. Because, just a little practice, goes farther than you could ever imagine.<br><br>PS- Now, fight the temptation to nod and shrug it off. Do something! Visualize just a little. Act with faith just a little. Explore your beliefs just a little. Manifest a little something; a phone call, a compliment, a //flower, whatever. Expect a little miracle. Expect a little help. Expect it to be easy.<br><br>Practice.";

var randomizer = Math.floor(Math.random()*myquotes.length);
//alert(randomizer);

if (thenumber > -1)
  randomizer = thenumber;

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